Eat Your Veggies (or Drink them?)

I just found the secret to getting the recommended servings of vegetables each day. Not just what to eat but how to eat it. (I am supposed to eat 3.5 cups of veggies and 2 cups of fruit a day according to the http://www.mypyramid.gov.)

Green Smoothies are all the rage nowadays. What better way to get all that you need in one quick dose? Now of course there are people out there that are going to say that comment shows how ignorant I really am. These smoothies are drunk by these people because they taste good. Yeah right! Now I am not saying that brainwashing yourself is a bad thing, but look at it this way, we are trying to get those that think I am a nut for considering it to actually try one. Anything to make it easier to eat your veggies I am all for.

So the how to get your veggies is easy, stuff them in a good blender with some liquid and puree. You can fit a whole 3.5 cup portion of a green leafy mix into the blender and get it down to about a 24 oz drink I think. If you can be brave for the 10 seconds it takes to down the beast you can mix it with water and drink something like 40 calories. Now it won’t taste good, but there are ways to work on that. Find a good recipe. Personally I am going to try and use nonfat milk to add protein in there and then a sweet fruit of some sort to bump it up to 200 calories but make it have a chance at tasting good.

When to drink the nasty beast? If you are working out regularly, drink that sucker as your recovery drink. You might want to add more fruit like say a banana and make sure the total calories comes to something like 300 if you worked out for an honest hour. It would be best if it was about 60 calories of protein and 240 calories of carbohydrates. You can even dump the whey isolate powder in there if you are worried about the speed it gets into your blood stream. Better if you just have it sitting there to start sipping as you are doing the last steps of your cool down, or starting on it the second you are done if you can’t take it along. None of the showering and lounging around before you head off to make it is what I am getting at.

Don’t take my word for it either. I found a few links for you to explore.

First is a great podcast/blog called Zen and the Art of Triathlon and a link to his post on how to make the green smoothie. I listened to his podcasts and he sort of records while he is doing other things. One of the things that made it to his podcast, besides being nekkid in bed with his wife wearing bicycle helmets for protection, was that he drinks green smoothies with something called spirulina in them. I bought some and made one solely because of his podcast.

Second is a blog entry that talked about these vile green smoothies as if they were the height of delicious eating. OK not really, but they do seem to like them quite a bit over there. They give you tips about how to make them so that you don’t revolt from the first one and never come back. Here is my tip on that front, don’t add 2 tablespoons of spirulina to your first one like I did (Thanks coach Brett for making me think this was a good idea). Spirulina is an algae that is very good for you and hence tastes like crap and smells a bit fishy and pond-like.

In fact here is a story about my first green smoothie I hope you will enjoy.

I made the smoothie last night before a long morning workout and there was too much for the container by about a quarter cup so I figured I’d taste it. Yuk! It smelled a bit fishy, and the spinach made it earthy while the grapes must not have been ripe, because there was no sweetness in that puppy. I added 3 packets of Truvia (stevia) hoping that was enough but not bold enough to taste it again to find out. I probably could have used another 1 or 2 more. The greenness that collected in my mouth and on my teeth was disgusting. I had to chase it with a few rinses of water and boy was I glad I just bought a new kitchen aid blender for the task, my old pile of junk would have left spinach threads and leafy bits in there that surely would have made me hurl.

I got to bed at about 10:15 and was getting up by 4:30. I had bad dreams about that smoothie. I envisioned myself gulping it down to get through it fast after my workout on my way through the parking lot. I was walking between a couple of cars as I downed the last bit and then the taste hit me. I lost it. The whole mess came up and hit the side of this little red car about roof level on the back driver side window. It basically oozed itself down the side of the car about the whole width of the back door, and that spirulina was so green even a thin coat was enough to get a deep lovely green. I emptied my water bottle on the thing in one big swoosh but it just hit the middle and had trouble washing much off. I tried to squeegee it down with my hand but then looking at the threads of green colored stomach acids mixed up with that vile smoothie stretching from the car to my hand as I pulled it away for another swoop had me gagging and I almost choked up the few last bits. Instead of cleaning more I made it to my car, got $10 out of my wallet and wrote a little note that said I was sorry, but here’s the money for a car wash and a latte while you wait. I also added not to worry because I will never drink another green smoothie in case they thought it was something malicious.

The real test that came this morning was not nearly as exciting. I drank it and it didn’t taste nearly as bad as I was thinking. Being a bit hungry after a long workout (3600 yard swim 5.25 miles on the elliptical) makes one less finicky I guess. I will need to work on it though. My first thoughts are to use less spirulina at least until I get used to it, then try something besides spinach which tasted a bit like dirt. Lastly I think I will use nonfat milk and a banana and a sweeter fruit than those sour grapes I found.

I left my wife a bottle of the stuff too, and I told her that I had killed an alien and ground up his brains in the smoothie. I had a yellow shirt on and the powdery spirulina got all over me so it seems like the story matched what I looked like. We shall see if she drinks more than a sip. [EDIT: This just in, she hated it]

All I can really conclude is that it is wonderful to get so much nutrition from so few calories. And although I do get all my fruits and veggies in a decent percent of the time, recently anyway, this will sure make it easy to do so more often. Especially once I get myself brainwashed into thinking it tastes good.

[EDIT:Thanks to coach Brett from Zen and the Art of Triathlon for your comment. I will be looking to add more fruit for my next smoothie]

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2 Responses to “Eat Your Veggies (or Drink them?)”

  1. Texafornia Says:

    Two things:

    1. MORE FRUIT. If it tastes like crap, it’s not balanced enough towards the fruit side. Mine are usually 50/50. U need sweet fruit in there to kill the taste of the veggies. Carrots are sweet veggies, btw.

    2. Why are you trying to pound it? Ramming all that unsweet veggie stuff would make anybody puke. Add more fruit to make it taste better and drink your daily serving over the period of a day, not seconds.

  2. brianthinagain Says:

    Thanks for your comment!

    Well, I just can’t envision something that green ever tasting too good. I never did learn even after all the times I read green eggs and ham to the kids.

    And I didn’t actually puke, that was just a funny dream. I actually was surprised how far from bad it tasted. I was pounding it becuase it was my recovery drink, and it took about 5 minutes to drink it.

    I think this is an easy way to get your veggies if you hate veggies and don’t eat them. If you can pound it and then hit the men in black button for 10 seconds then you can continue about your day better nourished and not traumatized.

    I do hope I can make them taste better, but to taste good I feel will require a brainwashing, something that will take something like noticing how good it all is or how much more energy it gives me or something like that. If I don’t feel any different but just get all my vitamins that would hardly be enough. I think I am one of those people that can taste the bitter in the green veggies, which will take a lot to overcome.

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